If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is. ~John Louis von Neumann
Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can look out of the window and see the blue sky - or the answer is wrong and you have to start over and try again and see how it comes out this time. ~Carl Sandburg
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. ~Author Unknown
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. ~Calvin Trillin
Arithmetic is where the answer is right and everything is nice and you can look out of the window and see the blue sky - or the answer is wrong and you have to start over and try again and see how it comes out this time. ~Carl Sandburg
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero. ~Author Unknown
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. ~Calvin Trillin
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class. ~Author Unknown
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. ~Author Unknown
Arithmetic is where numbers fly like pigeons in and out of your head. ~Carl Sandburg, "Arithmetic"
If equations are trains threading the landscape of numbers, then no train stops at pi. ~Richard Preston
Trigonometry is a sine of the times. ~Author Unknown
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. ~Paul Erdos
Sometimes it is useful to know how large your zero is. ~Author Unknown
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. ~Eric Hoffer, Reflections On The Human Condition
How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards? You can subtract it as many times as you want, and it leaves 76 every time. ~Author Unknown
You may be an engineer if your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the decimal point in the right place. ~Author Unknown
The four different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. ~Lewis Carroll
Infinity is a floorless room without walls or ceiling. ~Author Unknown
In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers. ~Author Unknown
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't. ~Author Unknown
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. ~Mae West
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